wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


dirkitty:

I CNAT HANDEL THSI OFH WHAT H HW WHDUFUCK

Somebody give this guy a Grammy

(Source: idegi)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

I literally had to go watch Breaking Dawn with my brother and his friend because they didn’t wanna look gay

fulmadz:

Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.